Here is an album that someone gave me back in the 80s. Its pretty fucking funny in a weird sorta way.

The BEST part about the whole album is the picture of Stacy Peralta. I sure hope Stacy got paid for this .. but being associated with some made up skate band isnt something I would want to do.... but whatever... its still a cool picture

...and yes .. the lyrics to "sidewalk convoy" are as bad as you would think. That song is a take off on the old trucker song "Convoy"

OBVOUSLY these losers NEVER skated.. in spite of what this "bio" sez *LAUGH*